I was watching T.V. in my underwear this morning, and I had the misfortune of watching a commercial that bothered me for the rest of the day. It came on and I knew it was a video game right away because of the overly dramatic music that made me want [...]
March 4, 2008
The First Ballin’ Post, Yo (By Ariel)
Here it is. The first post of this momentous and important Internet journal, detailing my deep, innermost thoughts and musings. Some call this a Blog….I say it is a Bible.
I would first like to say that I am a liberal–no, not just a liberal, for it is the fault of those jelly-spined, passive hoodlums that [...]
March 4, 2008
A little tidbit
I’ve noticed recently that a lot of things I do ended up causing problems for me later on. For example, I never got my license in high school. Now I’m living in an apartment in the middle of buttfuck Iowa with no way out.
Which brings me to a more important story. [...]
March 4, 2008
To whom it may concern
Today is: Holy Experiment Day
I think there has been a misunderstanding between myself and some people out there. I’ve been getting emails for quite some time promising to make my penis bigger. Now, when I first started getting these emails I was 14. These emails concerned me. First, did these people [...]
