Here it is. The first post of this momentous and important Internet journal, detailing my deep, innermost thoughts and musings. Some call this a Blog….I say it is a Bible.
I would first like to say that I am a liberal–no, not just a liberal, for it is the fault of those jelly-spined, passive hoodlums that allowed the eight-year tyranny of that “Repugnant” Bush (did you catch that clever little pun? Repugnant for “Republican”? Genius.) I am a SUPER liberal. A liberal so liberal that I would cut out my own heart, feed it to orphans, and then throw the blood on the fur coats of those tight-libbed “celebs” America is so fond of. That is how liberal I am!
Well, now that we have that out of the way, I shall go into a description of my day, being sure to include several mindless and unimportant details:
I woke up right at 7:02. I was going to wake up at 7, but I thought to myself, “Why not let yourself sleep in for a bit, old girl? You are liberal, and you have deserved it!” So there I dozed for two more minutes and then I decided, well, I should really get up….and then I did. I showered, dressed, brushed my teeth–or maybe I brushed my teeth, dressed, and showered….I cannot remember the exact order–and was ready to face the world, or at least bore them to tears.
But alas and lack-a-day, the kettle is whistling and I must answer. Perhaps I shall have some Biscotti with my tea (more on that VERY important detail later).
Kisses,
A.
