1st Post for the Third Idiot! Can I Get a What-What!

Yeah so… first post huh? Crazy. I mean… yeah. Soooooo. Here it goes.
In this digital age there is something about the analog that lends a connotation of “instantly profound”. (nice opener for a first post right) This is not a passing attempt at me being deep however. Merely an observation made [...]

Spam 2: the Showdown

Name: Merlin Todd
Offer: Honestly I have no idea.  He was speaking in wizard I think.  I’ll copy the email and you can try to decipher it.  In the subject though, he does promise “I’ll be waiting”.  I couldn’t decide if this was a promise or threat.
I also know this too,beautiful tits that makes u satsified [...]

Garbage man

I think it became clear in my earliest post that I am now, effectively, a garbage woman. At the very least, I have something in common with the overall-wearing folks who take our trash bags away and, in the process, kick the can into the neighbor’s yard. Last Tuesday afternoon found me ankle-deep in the [...]

Ode to a Compost Heap

O Heap O’ Compost! Sitting on some gravel
How cold and brown you are.
O Heap O’ Compost! Why must I constantly stand
In your shadow, staring at a seagull
As it circles your stinky mound?
O Heap O’ Compost! Doth I dare to Hate you?
O Heap O’ Compost, what a rotten field trip
You are.
(fin)

Spam

As someone who gets hundreds of emails each day that can be classified as spam, I’ve developed an interest in the people behind them. I feel like it would be wrong to write them off. Each must have a story, a history. What were their dreams? What drove them to the shady [...]

Daylight Savings

Today is: Festival of Life in the Cracks Day
Who the fuck invented daylight savings? Did some group of men with beards get together some time in the 1700’s and talk about how to fuck with the peasants? Did Sir Tool stand up and go, “I say, wouldn’t it be most exhilarating to force [...]