March 21, 2008

Fuck sports.

Today Is: Teenager Day, and also Single Parent Appreciation Day.  What idiot put these two on the same day.  Teenagers and Single parents fucking hate each other.
I usually begin these rants in my head with the question, “Who invented ____ anyway?? Kill them.” But today I would like to expand my thinking to answer the [...]

March 21, 2008

Students are advised to be watchful and report any suspicious activity.

ThThe above was in an e-mail from Cornell regarding Spring Break precaution. What I want to know is this: why aren’t we reminded to do these very things in any case?? Cornell College is, after all, a sketchy place. The admissions staff likes to go on and on about how we’re on the National Historic [...]