So it’s been awhile since I perused the clusterfuck that is my spam folder. I found some pretty horrifying, as well as pretty hilarious, emails. Enjoy.
Name: Ruthie Gibbs
Selling: Viagra from Mexico.
Why God: Who better to push illegal Viagra then a Grandma? They know their flaccid penises better than any of us.
Name: ASBESTOS!!!@!!
Selling: H@rny MILFs
Why God: I assume ASBESTOS!!@!! is a pimp of hot soccer moms who need a little extra cash.
Name: Marry Rich
Selling: Either a guy named Rich or an ugly guy with a bit of extra cash
Why God: Rich seems like a nice guy. I might have to look him up sometime.
