What the Hell?

Fuck my life.

So my roommate (who is henceforth to be known as “Bear”) thought it would be really hilarious to buy something called a “Diet Piggy” (re: oxymoron) and stick it in the minifridge. Oh, how I laughed when, upon opening the door to get a pickle, I found myself berated by squeals and obsense oinking noises. [...]

Internet Capers

Today I decided to embark on a mission.  A mission that you could only even begin to think up while sitting on your bed in panties and a tank top at 5pm on a Sunday.  I decided to find a picture.  A picture that, if found, would be very dear to me.  I wanted a [...]

Inside the homoerotic mind of a Ginger

I value Facebook for many reasons, but my hands-down, number-one reason for loving this website are the stupid people who post their innermost thoughts and feelings via “Notes.” It makes me happy. Observe the following, taken from a certain red-haired, acne-scarred individual who will remain anonymous (sort of). The bold bits are my thoughts, but [...]