Melissa: Melissa is a “student” at Kirkwood Community College, and an ex-student of Cornell College. Some people consider her a sarcastic bitch. She likes to think of herself as a sarcastic cunt, and also the hot one. Whether or not that’s saying much is up to you the reader.
Ariel: Ariel is a student at Cornell College. She is the dramady of our story. Watch as she fights off stalker ex-boyfriends and hungry bears!
Jordin: Jordin is also a student at Cornell. He is a music major, which means he has a strong desire to be poor! And ladies, he’s single! His friends lovingly refer to him in a multitude of insulting nicknames.
5 Comments
March 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I am definitely NOT the one curled up into a ball against the wall. And if you could see my face you would know that I am the HOT ONE.
March 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Hahahahahaha, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in this blog so far Jordin
March 10, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Okay Jordin, I’m the hot one for our age group. you’re the hot one for the 40+ crowd.
~Melissa
March 10, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Dammit I don’t want some 40+ year old on her menopausemobile sprouting mustaches and sweating all over me when we are not having sex!
March 15, 2008 at 2:37 am
oh Jojo. you know it’s inevitable you emo who.